I'm working on answering the Vanity Fair Proust Questionnaire again. Now, I'm no Proust (then again, when it comes to questionnaires, neither was Proust. The Proust questionnaire is famously named for him because he ANSWERED two questionnaires rather notably when he was young - not because they were his idea). OBVIOUSLY. But working on that questionnaire got me thinking. I have questions. I have a lot of questions, actually. I narrowed them down to the ones I would most like to ask, the ones I would submit to someone, were it socially acceptable, upon first meeting them. Some of the ones that are most interesting to me.
I realize it's very presumptuous to put together a questionnaire, but these are just some of the the things I wonder about how and why people tick. I'd love it if someone chose to answer (post me a link, or if you don't have a blog - you're welcome to answer in my comments), but I'll probably just use it as an inventive new way to harass my sister. I can email her the questions to her one at a time when I'm having a slow day at work. I wonder how many I can send before she calls to ask why I'm torturing her with my incessant questioning.
Also: I am going to post links when people let me know they have answered the questionnaire - so you can view answering blog posts to the dame Questionnaire at:
The Chick Voice's At Altitude
cookiegeisha at The Death of Glitter
Lenore Kay at Pugs Can't Fly
Ideally - answer as simply, as quickly, and as honestly as possible. That's where the fun really lies in a questionnaire. In having an honest conversation with yourself.
(imagine jazz hands here... and maybe a snappy drum intro)
What fictional person, place or thing would you make real, were it in your power?
What do you find comforting?
What makes you almost hold your breath in excitement?
What offends you?
What always makes you smile?
How are you in a crisis?
What is your most unusual or rare quality?
What woman has had the strongest impact on your life?
What fictional character did you love most or identify most closely with as a child?
What's the strangest job you ever had?
What's the hardest job you ever had?
If you could relive any moment in your life, which would it be?
Who was your first crush on?
What song makes your heart sing?
What book do you never tire of?
If you could live in a book, which book would it be?
What film have you watched the most times?
What film do you quote most often?
(Actually quote, not wish you were clever enough to quote regularly and INTEND to quote. What do you ACTUALLY quote?)
What film's dialog do you love most?
What poem or line of poetry resonates with you most strongly?
What famous quote do you repeat or refer to most frequently?
If you could (or had to) freeze your physical self at one age, what would it be?
What view would you choose if you could have any view from your bedroom window?
What one thing would you give to everyone you know if you could?
If you could be a tremendous success at any one thing, what would it be?
What, if anything, do you hesitate to do for fear of looking silly or being laughed at?
Who would you choose if you could talk to anyone who is no longer alive for an hour?
If you wrote your will, who would you leave your most prized possession to?
What sentence did you never say to someone, but wish you had?
What do you most like getting the opportunity to say?
When have you laughed the longest or the most?
Whose face is your favorite face?
Where do you feel safest?
When do you feel most yourself?
What makes you nostalgic?
What is the best lesson you have learned in life?
I pared this down by a few questions because I felt it was too long. And too repetitive. I'd ask you 50 questions about film and never tire. Also, I can only email my sister so many questions before she just goes insane... ;)
The Amazing Crafty Cat
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