I received a piece of junk mail titled:
"Longer, harder, fiercer bangs"
and I sat there staring at it, trying to figure out who sends junk mail about hair. And do people still use the word "fierce" to describe something that's aesthetically pleasing? And who wants HARD hair? Are bangs even in style right now? oh. wait. OH.
ok. ew. more pervy junk mail.
But at least that makes more sense...
I REALLY need to get some sleep.