Overheard at Work

My stressed out, incredibly conservative female coworker walks up to my office door, looks at me completely dead-pan and says:

"Tonight I need a good stiff one."

My jaw drops. I stare at her confused and horrified. Entirely unwelcome images of her home life invade my brain...

Until she explains further:

"It's been such a rough day. I need a stiff DRINK."